The Girl.

Nicole. 20. Milwaukee, WI. Single. She works at Joann Fabrics. She is a freelance web designer [yes that includes layouts and coding]. She is also an artist who dabbles in a bit of everything.

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Who’s Been Visiting…

Lists, Lists, Lists… This World Is Conquered By Fucking Lists

My Top 5 Favorite Stoners

1. Michael Phelps

2. Doug Benson

3. Bob Marley

4. James Franco

5. Stephen King

My Top 5 Hottest Comedians

1. Daniel Tosh

2. Doug Benson

3. Margaret Cho

4. James D. Rolfe (aka Angry Video Game Nerd)

5. Sarah Silverman

My Top 5 Favorite Nerds

1. Bill Nye The Science Guy

2. Angry Video Game Nerd

3. Tina Fey

4. Ben Stein

5. Steve Jobs

They Aren’t Supposed To Sparkle Like That, Should They?

opppppppsssssss….

i forgot about thissssss.

sorry.

ive been mega busy with work. and friends. and work.

lets see what has happened:

  • im thinking about applying for culinary school
    ive been playing shit tons of xbox 360
    i wrote a 410 word essay
    i went out of town
    i got drunk
    i did some not so great things at stickam.com
    i lost my nametag for work
    ive watched a shit ton of degrassi: the next generation
    ive worked alot
    i have fixed my computer
    i worked more
    ive baked a couple cakes
    ive baked a shit load of muffins
    i just found a dollar in my pocket
    ive worked some more
    i mowed my grandmas front and back yard
    i had an eventful mothers day filled with screaming and a nasty pie my grandma claimed won an award
    im hanging out with old friends
    i saw gwar twice
    i got a new phone
    i brushed my cat’s teeth
    i drank some more
    i helped my sister order a computer
    i had the most boring dinner ever with my family
    my god father found out i smoke
    ive played more rockband 2
    i went to a few porn stores
    i found out some girl i went to high school with is a porn star (or a wannabe atleast)
    i gave some guy a blow job
    i got a lap dance from some other guy
    i drank more
    i updated wordpress
    i downloaded more music
    ive smoked alot
    andy came over and we baked a green cake
    andy practically lives here but we arent dating… dont even think about it
    ive listened to a shit ton of queen
    i danced for 2.5 hours at pridefest
    i saw some chicks that ruined my buzz
    i broke my phone
    i clipped my cats claws
    i got airplane cookies from andy
    broke the ac adapter for my shower cd player.. now i have very quiet showers its not fun
    made a lemon merigune pie with my grandma with my great grandma yelling at us from heaven that we are making the pie crust wrong just like she did when she was alive
    my ipod has died and now i have to bring it to best buy to fix it. oh joyyyy…
  • yeah thats about it….

    im going to go..
    real update is on the way
    i promise.

    Love,
    Nicole

    WTF….

    I can’t get into my ftp programs, they connect but they never let me look at my files….

    shit i have to do it manually…
    fml

    What the hell!

    Why do I even have friends?

    Why do I care?

    Ugh I’m so sick of this shit, I fucking hate everyone!

    Dorothy Rounds, You Were My Favorite Great Grandma.

    My great grandma died last sunday. she lived to be the ripe old age of 94, not quite as old as my other great grandmas, but she had a hard life.

    So on saturday i was sitting in her chair, and my grandma was passed out snoring on her chair and her dog was right next to her. and all of a sudden i feel something hug me. well my grandma and i were the only 2 there. cool eh?

    I told that story to some people at work, and some one was like it could have been god, and i was like well i need proof of this “god” you speak about. and one of my best friends there was like it could have been your great grandma and i was like thats what i am thinking.

     

    well i have to go help my mom and my grandma clean up my grandmas house

    My Dumbass Non-Realistic Great Uncle Can Go Suck a Donkey Cock

    Oh I know swearing in the title.

    But he’s very unrealistic. He thinks his mom, my great grandma, might go back home and everything is going to be ok. Last night when I was bored I looked up sepsis on webmd, and there is an 80% of chance that she is going to die. She’s also 94, and has had a hard but good life.

    He’s standing right in front of me and I want to punch him in the throat, he’s so dumb and such a momas boy. I understand he wants her to live longer but it’s not going to happen. I’m 19 and I have realistic views on life.

    Oh how I hate him.

    But how I love my great grandma, she helped raise me, and my grandma also helped too.

    Yeah I’ve spent now 3 days at the hospital.

    I’ll write later.

    Xoxo
    Nicole

    Apparently I’m A Sad Old Lady Who Doesn’t Know the English Language, And That Can’t Have Her Own Opinions About Christians. (And Apparently It’s Wrong to Bake Muffins)

    Lets start this off.

     

    Muffins are a delicious treat shared by everyone. Not just old ladies. My 17 year old sister bakes muffins. Does that make her old.

     

    On another point, ugh, I get this sooo much, especially at work when I get called ma’am. I AM REALLY FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, I AM GOING TO BE 20, ON THE FIRST OF FEBRUARY. I just want to get that cleared up, and if you want proof i have proof. You choose, my birth certificate, or my state id.

     

    I do know the english language. Its a blog wrote in a rush by some one who is just a teenager, if you expect things to be perfect, fuck off.  I don’t need to conform to your damn standards of writing.  And most of the papers I wrote in high school, full of words most of the kids i attended high school with couldn’t comprehend. 

     

    Apparently I didn’t get this memo about blogs that they all have to be written in perfect english. Cuz im totally an english major in college. psh. im not in college.

     

    So on I’m guessing who ever wrote that, is prolly a jesus freak. which explains oh so much.  You don’t belive that christmas took over the winter solstice because you don’t want to even think that there are other religions. So this chick is prolly gonna end up being one of those old ass women who go to stores and tries to convert the girl working at the cash register. Belive me i used to keep the pamphlets but i had too many. Now i only keep one cuz the purple fire makes me giggle. And believe you and me, not alot of shit makes me giggle. I dont believe ive ever really used that word before.

    here is one link about the winter solstice:

    Ancient Origins: Solstice

     

    here is another one where it tells you about how JESUS WAS NOT BORN ON DECEMBER 25:

    The Winter Solstice And Christmas

     
    here is an actual paper about the meaning of your damn xmas tree and wreaths:

    The Christmas Tree-An Ancient Pagan Fertility Symbol

     

    well im going to go to bed cuz its like 2:44 am, and thats when normal people sleep.

     

    xoxo

    Nicole

    I Want Sushi Now!!

    It’s so delicious and I’m craving it!!!

    I wanna go to Fujiyama tonight.

    That’s it.

    xoxo.
    Nicole

    Excuse Me Mr. Tobykins, You Smell Like Dust, Where Have You Been Hiding.

    Yup Tobykins is my cat. mainly known as toby. but he smells like a dusty bookshelf. 

     

    Whats going on in my life.

    Nothing.

    Yup nothing.

    Just listening to P!nk. love her, shes amazing.

     

    ohh my muffins are ringing!!!

    and they smell delicious! nothing like fresh baked blueberry muffins in january.

     

    So the other day i saw my favorite boy ever, its been like 2 years since we really hung out. and i felt safe, which is a good thing for me. oh i love that boy.

     

    thats about it, imma go.

     

    xoxo,

    Nicole

    THose Stupid Ceramic Villages.

    Are lame.

    My grandma feels that its a great present to hand down. thats a no. the only only people that buy them are either religious freaks or old lonely women. i notice these things because where i work sells them.

    oh and i know some of the people reading this are gonna be thats so cute. 

    its not im fucking [almost] 20 years old. its crap. and will always be crap. and i couldnt give 2 shits about it either.

     

    and on top of it I DONT CELEBRATE CHRISTMAS!!!!

    my family does and i just go along with it.

     

    but whats the point. i was FORCED into being confirmed into a religion i dont believe in. cuz thats just how bad shit is in my family, it was be confirmed or be kicked out. i like living in a house.

     

    then again my grandma is crazy and collects light houses, its ok now that her condo in florida is covered in them, its florida, but not when she had a house in northern wisconsin.

     

    i dont understand the idea of passing shit down, im not having kids, they would just be thrown out after i died.

     

    and yes cuz all goth kids want ceramic xmas villages.

     

    love,

    Nicole

     

    ps

    i needed to get this out, but i still feel like imma cry prolly cuz im an anxious wreck that cant sleep alone at night.

    THEY ARE JUST SOME CLASSY WOMEN…. NOT

    I’m talking about the rock of love women… They are some of the nastyest bitches ever. I’d much rather spend time with the flava of love girls..,

    So idk what to talk about. I had a nice holiday season. I got a hello kitty toaster, a 1TB external hard drive, money. Yeah that’s it…. A sad holiday for me.

    I’m just stoked for tomorrow, I get to go see the crystal method, and like 60 other djs… And rave all night. And drink. It’s hopefully gonna be the best $25 I’ll spend in a while…

    So I bought call of duty 4: modern warfare (yes I’m that kind of girl gamer LOL) and I love it. And my best friend got me rock band 2. And my bestest friend hot me cooking mama for the ds, which I wanted. Cuz I love video games.

    So my 10 day free trial of world of Warcraft is expiring.. And I don’t care I don’t think I’m gonna buy it until I can buy a decent virus protector for my mac… Sure you can get awesome free ones for windows but no you can only get free trials for mac… It’s bs, apparently companies think all mac owners have money…. That’s a no.

    Well I have to go. I’ll try to write later…. Oh yeah 2 months till I can buy a new phone!

    Soooo

    This new layout is only temporary..

    im trying to come up with a new idea, for a layout. but its not working.. i have so much shit to do so i dont think there is gonna be one i actually made until the new year.

     

    so ill be back next week. sorry guys =[

     

    xoxo

    Nicole

    Damn Christians Can’t Think For Themselves….

    Christmas started out as the pagan holiday, winter solstace, and they celebrated it way before jesus was ever born. So along come the christians and they stole the holiday season from the pagans. The wreath and the tree are both pagan traditions, the wreath is a pagan fertility symbol.

    i just felt like dropping some knowledege…

     

    I still hate working at joanns, i really want to punch half the people i have to deal with. they need to pull their heads out of their asses and deal with life.  And im so sick of all the rich kids coming to joanns and doing whatever they want. Cuz mommy and daddy pay for everything. those bitches never work one day in their life. and prolly never will, they will just marry rich and have like 4 kids and do nothing all day, cuz thats how they were raised…. to never lift a finger.

     

    theres my rant.

    oh yeah i hate the “holiday season”.

     

    xoxo

    Nicole

    sooo……

    i hate working at joanns (fabric and craft store).  i especially hate working the day after thanksgiving. and then the saturday after thanksgiving. and the next sunday is terrible too.

     

    thats all i have to say for now.. 

     

    except never drop your cell phone in an energy drink…

     

    XOXO

    Nicole

    My Current Favorite “Dear Adobe” Letters on Dearadobe.com

    These are currently my fave letters…

    they let us get shit off our chest…
    even if its to other frustrated users..
    i love it… i can bitch anonymously

     

     

    1. Dear Adobe

    Older versions (like from 10 years ago) of your software were stable, elegant, and consistent. They were standard-bearers. Please bring back those days. If you continue on your current course, users will need computers capable of modeling global climate change patterns just to run Adobe Reader.
     

    2. Dear Adobe:

    I would like written documentation to be provided, instead of podcasts and video tutorials. I don’t care to watch a video of some person yapping away when I could skim the text in seconds to find what I am looking for.
    one of my teachers last year told us to go to the adobe site with all the tutorials on it, and i was looking and these guys never shut up.. I want some eye candy with my tutorials if i have to sit there for 3 hours having some fat ass explain to me how to copy and paste shit.

     

    3. Dear Adobe:

    Why the hell do you put the applications into their own folders?! Application bundles are built the way they are so that you can put that unnecessary crap inside the application itself, or make it an optional install. 

     

    4. Dear Adobe:

    Why do I have to sell my house to buy your Suite?

     

    5. Dear Adobe:

    When I visit your website, please DO NOT play audio or video at me. I am a professional, I’m there for information, not to be dazzled by Flash idiocy that you think is cool. Websites that hijack the user’s audio are bad Internet citizens and you know it.

     

    6. Dear Adobe:

    Get in this century and quit with the suites. let us pick our own software package and discount it according to number of apps bought.


    that has to be the best fucking idea ever!

    New Section

    Well kinda..

     

    I just opened my self up to hosting people….

     

    all the info is under the hosting section in the sidebar….

     

    well i have to go…

     

    xoxo

    Nicole

    I’ve Been Feeling Meh…

    So its been 2 years….

    not since my last post, or the last time ive been on my site.

    Its been 2 years…..

    and i still miss him….

    i dream about him….

    it creeps me out a bit…

    that i still think about him….

    its been 2 years…

    and so much has changed…

    its been 2 years….

    and im not a stupid girl anymore…

    its been 2 years…..

    and i dont know how to get over it..

    i guess i haven’t ever got over him…

     

    i dont care how that sounds…

    it just hurts being so lonely right now….

     

    thats all i can say…

     

    xoxo

    Nicole

    I Am Just So Not Me Anymore…

    I don’t know I’m just not myself anymore…. I’m just so depressed…

    I’ve dropped out of college…. Cuz I just don’t feel like anything….

    I just want to feel….

    I’ll Never Forget You… Even Though You Were A Total Asshole To Me In High School…

    This post is dedicated to one Jason Traeder, who died today, August 6, 2008 at 3:35 am. From a 14 1/2 month battle with cancer.

    I used to have a HUGE crush on this kid. And it really doesn’t seem real, but it is. We really started talking earlier this year, and thats when he wasn’t a total ass to me, all the time. I’m actually sad about it. I just knew him for so long. And it just doesn’t seem real.

    Myself, I am scared of death, because I can’t imagine not living.

    xoxo
    Nicoled

    OMFG! I am finally back!!

    I am back…

    and hopefully for a really long time, this time too…

    just give me a couple days to get this thing up and running…

    it feels so good to be back on wordpress…

    its like i lost some of myself with cutenews….

    xoxo.
    Nicole